Welcome to the second in a series of Crusty White Celebrity Guys Teach You How To Dance (the first, of course, being Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video). Today's lesson: David Byrne is TEH $EX. It would appear he has somehow acquired Elvis's hips, perhaps at auction. And did you know he has a blog? Not that he wants you to call it that. He writes some good, though. Better than you!