names like crawford "they have first names like "muffy" and "parker" and name their boys things like "crawford" or "thomas jennings bryce iii"... but i fix them by calling them things like "crackmonkey" and "slappy."... i find we all get along better when i do that.... no one wants to be called crawford." --martino, on his students and their parents Posted by Gus at June 30, 2004 12:18 AM