abortion providers mad lib Although we believe ourselves to be PLAYFULLY civilized, most of us are really ABORTION PROVIDERS at heart, because we still believe in BACKWARDS superstitions that began when humans still lived in ASSASSINS. Some of these superstitions are: [...] Never COPULATE under a ladder. (Jamie: "Actually, I think you're just not supposed to copulate on that top step. Isn't that what the sign says?") [...] If you want to keep vampires away from you, always wear CANDY PANTS on a string around your LEFT LINGULA. -- a MadLib completed by me, Pia, and Catherine Posted by Gus at May 10, 2004 12:32 AM