That is one of those stories that you read and _assume_ it's the Onion and then you find out it's absolutely true. Weird. Some of these stories, I fear, are _generated_ by the White House to _be_ Onion stories as a kind of camouflage. There will never be a 1000 point headline "Ashcroft's Family Anoints Feet with Oil: 3 More Months of Psychotic Fundamentalism Ahead" simply because it _sounds_ like the Onion.
Posted by: No. 2 Pencil at October 13, 2003 1:26 AM
Huh?
1) If it's "absolutely true", bend over and grab your ankles to make it easier on the other guy as we're fucked anyhow.
2) It was "generated" last week in the shower. The only time the White House ever actually contacts me happens every April 15th.
Posted by: Otter at October 14, 2003 9:52 AM
(pushes Otter aside and puts a hand over her mouth)
That's right! It's ABSOLUTELY TRUE! You read it, so it's true, No. 2 Pencil. If that *is* your real name.
Did you hear the one about LBJ fucking JFK's sucking head wound? All from the Department of 100% Verifiably True.
Posted by: gus at October 14, 2003 2:41 PM
So true Gus! I hear LBJ never felt quite clean again after he pulled out and shook off. He has one of the strangest cases of penile Mad Cow these days, tho...
Anyhow, the braintrust above inspired me to generate another one. I refuse to span in someone else's page, but the link is clickable through my name. Let's see if this one is confused in ANY way with real life.
Posted by: Otter at October 14, 2003 4:35 PM
Gus, I hate to spam so please be freehanded with the DELETE key, but I needed to edit what I said earlier about posting something completely removed from life... Look at the image in the link below.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031014/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_dollar_4
This story went up 4 hours after mine. Sweet zombie Jesus. We are so fucked.
Posted by: Otter at October 14, 2003 9:04 PM
And despite the halo, you'll note that G. W. Not My President is still glowering with satanic fervor! Regardless, the commentary that goes with that image is deliciously ironic.
Honey, what you're doing is SO not spam. Linking to your site is strengthening your meme. Spamming is when some asshole bot leaves post poop about golf club gift bags or such tripe in my comments spot.
Posted by: gus at October 14, 2003 9:23 PM