Approximate minutes I spent today removing staples: 60
Average number of pages attached by each of those staples: 2
Estimated number of staples removed: 500
Estimated cost to this company of that hour of un-stapling: $26
Approximate minutes I spent re-stapling those sets to each other after copying them: 30
Number of staffers who told me not to double-side the two stapled pages while copying them: 2
Number of copies I made erroneously: 23
Approximate days I previously spent entering the sheets I copied today into the computer as tabulated data: 14
Number of days since I started here that Jacques Brel’s Jackie has run through my head nonstop: 2
Days til the weekly office ice cream binge: 1
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What the hell? They told you *not* to double-side them? Did they get attacked by a tree when they were little children?
Posted by: Roger at May 19, 2003 11:00 PM
What the hell? They told you *not* to double-side them? Did they get attacked by a tree when they were small?
Posted by: Roger at May 19, 2003 11:01 PM
Oops. That was way too appropriate... but I swear I didn't do it on purpose.
Posted by: Roger at May 19, 2003 11:02 PM