September 12, 2001
The Gus Sindex, Special Edition


percentage of my outgoing email subject lines since 9:00 a.m. Tuesday which have contained the word "ok": 45%

number of forwards I have received in the past 24 hours which have included a clause instructing me not to disseminate the contents of the mail as they fall under attorney privilege: 1

number of friends of mine from Hampshire who were in the vicinity at the time of the World Trade Center collapse: 4

percent of those friends alive and accounted for: 100%

ratio of magazines I have worked for in the past month, above to below the 14th Street dividing line: 0:2

ratio of those magazines who do to those who don't owe me money: 1:1

number of major network television stations I received prior to the collapse: 6

number I receive now: 3

percent of those stations which are being rebroadcast by smaller UHF stations: 33.3%

number of friends I was unable to entice to visit New York by promoting our newest attraction, the Giant Smoking Hole In The Ground Center: 2

number of those friends who had previously planned to come to New York this weekend: 2

amount I paid the last time I went to swing dance at Windows On The World, the restaurant formerly at the top of One World Trade Center: $0

Posted by Gus at September 12, 2001 10:37 PM

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