Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are a brand. Let's just admit it, all right? Not people, a brand. Thanks to the reporter who stated the obvious in this article about their new magazine. It's called marykateandashley magazine. Clever, right? Did you know that the brand promoted by these horrible humanlike by-products of the television industry includes a cartridge which will turn your Game Boy into a day planner? Did you know that these terrible sirens are enticing children to do things which normally make children run screaming in fear, like taking cruises to Stockholm? Did you know they like shoes? Oh, stop already, I've had enough. How long until we hear that these scrawny chicken-birds are posing underage for P1ayb0y, and are reminded with a creepy-crawly feeling up our spines of the first time we saw them gurgle and coo at the camera on Full House?
Just so you don't get the wrong idea and think that being a twin involves having some horrible genetic defect that makes you want to turn yourself into an advertising device, I want to remind you that I have twin sisters who are perfectly normal.
Posted by Gus at March 29, 2001 01:12 AMdude the olsen twins are freaking hot mary-kate especially i know you cant tell em apart but i like her better unless ashley has a great personality
Posted by: Brandon at December 12, 2002 10:19 PM
I agree with Brandon. They're totally hot now! I hope you're right and they do show up in Playboy....
Posted by: Ben at January 2, 2003 11:35 AM
Don't get your hopes up you pervs! Those girls will never pose for playboy. I have been a devoted fan of theirs since I was two. I know the girls and I have watched what they do enough to know that it will never happen. They are the perfect role model for little girls, and they have their heads on straight. I am so tired of everyone saying they can be bought. Well you are all wrong. It will never happen. Oh, and they are so much more than a brand, they are wonderfully charming young ladies who have a wonderful future ahead of them.
Posted by: at March 13, 2003 4:26 PM
you're gay
Posted by: at March 17, 2003 9:45 PM
i heard the olsen twins really were posing in playboy
Posted by: at April 8, 2003 9:27 PM
i think there really,really popular.i like them very much and i dont wont to go to posing in playboy
Posted by: jeni at April 10, 2003 9:18 AM
I WANT MY OWN CARTOON!!! .... if only i had a twin
Posted by: Hazel at April 11, 2003 9:31 AM
well guess what they have already signed a contract with Hugh Hefner and they will be in playboy 0n thier 18th birthday
Posted by: at May 6, 2003 4:24 AM
They have really fat heads and wear too much eyeliner..n they're really short
Posted by: JEff at May 28, 2003 10:22 PM
i've watched since i was 5 .and they are my role model.my friend Jack is in love with them .and people that say meen things about them suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: sarah at June 8, 2003 11:03 AM
i've watched since i was 5 .and they are my role model.my friend Jack is in love with them .and people that say meen things about them suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: sarah at June 8, 2003 11:03 AM
Jeff is such an ass hole those girls ROCK!!!dude i totaly agree wilth brandon
Posted by: at June 8, 2003 11:08 AM
Quoting from a previous post "Those girls will never pose for playboy." Obviously you don't know the olsen twins as much as you think...they already signed with playboy. Once they turn 18 they will be 2 of the hottest playmates.
Posted by: at June 15, 2003 1:04 PM
The last guy was correct, there was a VH1 special that stated that they signed a contract with playboy already.
Posted by: at June 26, 2003 12:30 AM
oh yes, i maybe a twin but im not a slut and i don't pose for playboy,and they need a life. and if you have enough time to disagree with me then you don't have a life. :)
Posted by: rachel at June 26, 2003 11:26 PM
How can they sign a contract. They're still minors and could only sign with parental consent. What parents would agree to let the entire world see their children naked?
Posted by: David at June 29, 2003 4:35 PM
Can I ask why all you freaky people are posting comments and questions on this site when it's very clear that this site has nothing to do with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen or Playboy, and that I really don't know much of anything about them and Playboy and neither do you?
I mean, come on, people! You're pathetic! Our president, who's really more of a divine-right emperor, is going out and declaring war on the whole world including us and our health and salaries, and you're taking the time to either defend or leer at a pair of girls who you think mean something in the context of your life but really don't because they've been marketed until they're not even real anymore?! PA-THETIC! Get off your fat American asses and do something useful for a change!
Posted by: gus at June 29, 2003 4:47 PM
Hi every body!!!I think this girls are super.Some there fotoes are perfect,but not all.
Posted by: ILOna at January 2, 2004 12:00 PM
woa, when did you see that special. Perhaps you could tell us the name of it so we could check on that because i cant find anything on vh1 backing that up.
Posted by: at January 3, 2004 8:48 PM
I've heard of these rumors about the Olsen twins posing for Playboy. That to me sounds pretty much impossible for many reasons, but if it IS true, THEN WILL SOMEONE STINKING POST ANY SITE THAT HAS AN ARTICLE OR ANYTHING THAT CAN VERIFY OR KILL THAT RUMOR.
Posted by: Rob at January 10, 2004 10:24 PM
Rob, the Internet is a boundless source of unverified rumors. No amount of posting in caps will make the information we get online less secure. Sorry if I can't improve your life by eliminating this vital source of confusion.
Posted by: gus at January 11, 2004 6:11 PM
shut up gus
Posted by: at January 12, 2004 6:50 PM
mk&a r totally hot i am only 14 i i have the sense to say they r cool ne1 who doesnt agree r tossers
Posted by: andyb at January 25, 2004 4:14 PM
Andy, I'm sorry, but here in the US we've got the TV turned up so loud we can't hear any English but American English... we don't know what "tossers" are. you might want to rephrase your inslut. I mean insult.
Posted by: gus at January 25, 2004 5:55 PM
Andy, I'm sorry, but here in the US we've got the TV turned up so loud we can't hear any English but American English... we don't know what "tossers" are. you might want to rephrase your inslut. I mean insult.
Posted by: gus at January 25, 2004 5:56 PM
i wouldnt really be surprised if the twins were posing in playboy! they're kinda "open" about their bodies. im sure theyre nice, but im sick of hearing about them! i dont know how they got so popular! theyre identical blonde twins...how interesting (sarcasm here...)theyre very good at acting, and i dont like their clothes line. are they giving little girls the wrong image of how to use their bodies......?
Posted by: samm at January 29, 2004 9:49 PM
it is impossible for mary-kate and ashley to have signed a contract with hugh heffner or playboy to appear in playboy when they turn 18, due to the fact they would have had to be less than 18 to sign such a contract and the fact the contract would be non legally binding unless the party so mentioned is over 18.
Posted by: mick at January 30, 2004 11:36 PM
What do you guys think is so hot about Mary kate and ashley? I mean what makes them different then any other 17 year old celebrity? (talking about their looks)
Posted by: at February 4, 2004 4:59 PM
any one her naw the olsen twins email tall me at cat_dxb@hotmail.com ok bay (K)
Posted by: k_lol at February 11, 2004 2:16 PM
First off the olsen Twins are incredibly sexy, sure they really don't have any talent, but their "MK&A" line of products is worth over 1.2 billion dollars. So they are doing something right. Oh and did I mention how incredibly hot they are?
Posted by: Twins Are Hot! at February 18, 2004 5:52 AM
Ashley Is The Hottest By Far Plus Shes Got Bigger Tits Mk Has A Flat Chest And Ash Has A Wy Better Personality As I Have Met Them Both And Mk Was A real BITCH And Was UGLY But Ash Was The Total Oppisite
Posted by: Sexy Boy at February 20, 2004 10:28 AM
they are so freakin hot. i think they should pose and show off the great body god gave them!!!
Posted by: at February 24, 2004 8:32 PM
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen are expoited by capialist pigs. Heil Bush and the evil capialist regime or crminals in the Bush regime's administration.
Posted by: at February 27, 2004 9:05 AM
Both Bush & Kerry are Skull and Bone members! Do you really think you have a choice in the USA now? You vote Bush or Kerry and the winner will still carry out the agenda of the Skull and Bones!
Either way, regime change on January 15th 2005!
Posted by: Zeig Heil Bush at February 27, 2004 9:15 AM
BUSH FAMILY MACHINATIONS, 1918-2000
1918 Prescott Bush Sr., leads a raid on a Indian tomb to secure Geronimo's skull for Skull & Bones.
1937 Prescott Bush's investment firm sets up deal for the Luftwaffe so it can obtain tetraethyl lead.
1942 Three firms with which Prescott Bush is associated are seized under the Trading with the Enemy Act.
1953 George Bush and the Liedtke brothers form Zapata Petroleum. Zapata's subsidiary, Zapata Offshore, later becomes known for its close ties to the CIA.
1954 The Bush family buys out the Liedtke brothers.
1955 George Bush sets up a Mexican drilling operation, Permago, with a frontman to obscure his ownership. The frontman later is convicted of defrauding the Mexican government of $58 million.
1959 Manuel Noriega recruited as an agent by the US Defense Intelligence Agency.
1960 Some investigators believe George Bush spent part of this year and the next in Miami on behalf of the CIA, organizing rightwing exiles for an invasion of Cuba. Is said to have worked with later Iran-Contra figure Felix Rodriguez.
1961 According to the Realist, CIA official Fletcher Prouty delivers three Navy ships to agents in Guatemala to be used in the Bay of Pigs invasion. Prouty claims he delivered the ships to a CIA agent named George Bush. Agent Bush named the ships the Barbara, Houston and Zapata.
Bay of Pigs invasion fails. Right-wingers blame Kennedy for failure to provide air cover. CIA loses 15 men, another 1100 are imprisoned.
George Bush invites Rep. TL. Ashley -- a fellow Skull & Boner -- down to Texas for a party in order to meet "an attractive girl." Bush writes that "she may be accompanied by an Austrian ski instructor but I think we can probably flush him at the local dance hall." Bush notes that he's had to unlist his phone because "Jane Morgan keeps calling me all the time." [From a letter in the Ashley archives uncovered by Spy magazine.]
Zapata annual report boasts that the company has paid no taxes since it was founded.
1963 John F. Kennedy is assassinated. Internal FBI memo reports that on November 22 "reputable businessman" George H. W. Bush reported hearsay that a certain Young Republican "has been talking of killing the president when he comes to Houston." The Young Republican was nowhere near Dallas on that date.
According to a 1988 story in The Nation, a memo from J. Edgar Hoover states that "Mr. George Bush of the CIA" had been briefed on November 23rd, 1963 about the reaction of anti-Castro Cuban exiles in Miami to the assassination of President Kennedy. George says it ain't him, admits he was in Texas but can't remember where.
1964 George Bush runs as a Goldwater Republican for Congress. Campaigns against the Civil Rights Act.
1966 Bush, runs as a moderate Republican, gets elected to Congress. Robert Mosbacher chairs Oil Men for Bush.
Apache leader Ned Anderson meets with the Skull & Bones lawyer and George Bush's brother Jonathan who attempt to return the skull Prescott Bush had looted in 1933. Anderson refuses the skull because he says it isn't Geronimo's.
1968 George W. Bush joins Skull & Bones at Yale
http://bushwatch.org/family.htm
Posted by: at February 27, 2004 9:17 AM
www.bushwatch.org/family.htm
Posted by: at February 27, 2004 9:18 AM
bushwatch.org/family.htm
Posted by: at February 27, 2004 9:19 AM
I so do not beleive that the Olsen twins are gonna pose nude. U can tell they're just not like that. I mean u neva see them wearing the most revealing clothes when they're at the beach, they wear a normal two-peice bathers ... & why the hell did sumone bring up george bush? this is supposed 2 be about mary-kate and ashley!!
Posted by: mary-kateandashley no.1 fan at March 5, 2004 6:46 PM
hey People. All of you that think Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will not pose.....God have mercy on you because you are very miss informed people.
I have talked to Mary-Kate and Ashley over Msn, and Yahoo! and they stated that they are going to pose. All of you people that disagree with that then just stop cause they are both very open people. MK&A WILL POSE AND AL THAT SAY THEY WONT GO TO HELL OR SUMTIN CAUSE YOU ARE WRONG.
P.s. Dont ask for there e-mails cause i will not give it to you.
Sincerly Adam (Leon) Fillion....just call me Leon in the posts you send
Posted by: Adam at March 5, 2004 8:00 PM
adam, you are very very naive if you think you are actually talking to the real mary kate and ashley. They would never waste their time trying to clarify the truth behind the rumors of Playboy. Especially not to some people on line they don't even know. They are obviously much too busy multimillionaires to worry about that. Get REAL.
Posted by: courtney at March 7, 2004 1:05 AM
tHESE PEOPLE ARE DUM
Posted by: Tatiana at March 13, 2004 9:18 PM
I adore MK and Ashley I think they're great and soo talented.I don't believe that they're gonna pose!! They'll never do that.I think Ashley is WAY beautiful than Mk cause Mk's face is fat! and her new hair sucks, plus she is fat and her personality doesnt fit mine. I ADOREE ashley!!
Posted by: ashley_fan at March 18, 2004 11:00 AM
i think tey're amazing tey're really good actrises and i hope the will be more succesful in Holland (it's at the beginning) most people know them from full house lots of love and -xxx-jes jennifer
Posted by: jennifer at March 19, 2004 5:03 PM
Hey MK and A fans! Here's a quiz for you! Can you tell me what the following words mean?
1) Sirens
2) By-products
3) Scrawny
4) Genetic defect
5) Enticing
6) Horrible
Bonus points: Can you guess what the person who wrote the post above thinks about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, now that you've defined those words?
Extra bonus points: Can you tell me why you think this is a place to talk about how much you love the twins or want to see them naked?
have fun, kids!
Posted by: gus at March 19, 2004 5:13 PM
Gus-
If you think everyone is so lame for coming here and discussing MK and A, then why do you keep coming back? None of these people give a shit if you like the discussion or not, your posts seem more pathetic than any of the other one's i've read, so why dont YOU get a life and quit coming here? You know just as well as I do that if MK and A pose for playboy you'll be first in line to get your copy so quit being a moron.
-Eric
Posted by: Eric at March 25, 2004 8:25 PM
Gus-
If you think everyone is so lame for coming here and discussing MK and A, then why do you keep coming back? None of these people give a shit if you like the discussion or not, your posts seem more pathetic than any of the other one's i've read, so why dont YOU get a life and quit coming here? You know just as well as I do that if MK and A pose for playboy you'll be first in line to get your copy so quit being a moron.
-Eric
Posted by: Eric at March 25, 2004 8:26 PM
Just to clarify:
a) I'm a straight woman.
b) This is actually my website.
c) I genuinely wonder if anyone who posts here is clear on the tone of the post they're responding to, and if they are, what the internal mathematics are of their decision to ignore the tone set by my initial post.
d) I also wonder if any of these responders realize this is a blog, not a bulletin board/forum, and how this affects their decision to post.
e) I don't just wonder these things out of idle curiosity; this is actually my job (I am doing research on new media literacies).
ta!
Posted by: gus at March 25, 2004 11:22 PM
Ok GUS nice name by the way, are you sure you arn't a dyke? lol
Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2004 4:19 PM
I think that Mary kate & Ashley would not Pose because I knew them ever since I was 4 ok and thery would not do something like that ok/... I have a quiz for all you wanna bees. who is older?
Who was born first,and by how many mins?
does Mary kate have a middle name, if she does what is it?
what is thier least subject that they like,in school?
And what is their favorite subject?/ e-mail me a Amyadamsfan01
Posted by: AMu Adams,Caina at April 1, 2004 6:08 PM
they beter pose becase they are very hott
Posted by: Ryan at April 6, 2004 9:43 PM
HEY. MKA ARE SO HOT. I LOVE THEM. I THINK THEY WILL POSE NUDE. THEY WOULD BE GREAT. I LOVE THEM. I CHAT WITH THEM THEIR E-MAIL ADDRESS IS : feel_like_home_86@aol.hotmail.com
Posted by: Riley at April 7, 2004 1:40 AM
hello
Posted by: at April 9, 2004 11:27 PM
Gus you are such a homo! What the hell is wrong with you? Im only 12 and I know MK & A are the hottest and coolest people ever! You Suck!!!!!!
Posted by: Gussucks at April 12, 2004 3:05 PM
Got that big head out of your tiny ass yet Gus?
Posted by: Gussucks at April 12, 2004 3:08 PM
Yeah u guys r fags, i mean they r hot and all but y would they do that? They wouldnt go into porn just 4 u horny bastards because U want them 2. They 2 Fucking hot 4 any of u fags. Do all urselves a fucking job and get laid!!!
Posted by: Unknown at April 13, 2004 5:49 AM
Fucking fags, the MK&A wont ever do it, cause y would they7 wow they will get another $25 million or so 2 add 2 there $600 million!!! horny bastards, they r way 2 fucking hot 4 any of u, 2 even look at in porn, so go fucking do urselves a job, get a hooker and finish fucking being the horny bastards u r cause, hookers r the best any of u will get!!!
Posted by: The Real Jeff at April 13, 2004 5:58 AM
I dont give a fuk what any of u say, the girls are so gorgeous, and they would never turn up in any sodding porn, why od they need to they are minted#
Posted by: Josh at April 13, 2004 9:35 AM
You stupid shit "The real jeff". We dont need you in here telling us what we can and cant get you fucking homo. Why dont you go get that hooker "your sister" and go the heck away. I hope Mk&A pose they are so HOTTTTT!Later peeps:)
Posted by: The real jeff can kiss my ass at April 13, 2004 9:27 PM
hi
I love you.
Posted by: tyler at April 14, 2004 2:14 PM
does anyone actually have a real msn address for them???
Posted by: luke at January 31, 2006 10:07 AM
hi does any on have mka email or msn name if u do please email it to me at mjevans8@aol.com.
i love mka and im there number 1 fan love u mka
Posted by: Natalie evans at May 27, 2006 1:02 PM
You guys don't know what you talkin bout. They both asked me out.Trust me I'm a chick magnet you mother fuckers. I'm 19 and they asked me out
Posted by: James at June 9, 2006 6:49 PM
i have mary kate n ashleys msn brapppp!!! speak 2 me if u want it kurt_hadwin2k6@hotmail.co.uk
Posted by: kurt at March 9, 2007 6:21 PM
i have mary kate n ashleys msn addys brapppp if u want it ask
Posted by: kurtis at March 9, 2007 6:23 PM
I HAVE MARY KATE N ASHLEYS MSN
JUST ASK IF U WANT IT GUYS THERE R BOTH TOP TO SPEAK 2
JUST ASKKKKK
Posted by: BOB at March 9, 2007 6:41 PM
i already know them enough that i have already had sex with both of them at the same time.
Posted by: ljkjkjh2gmail.com at March 10, 2007 3:09 AM
hi do u girl s have a boy friend
Posted by: troy smith at April 3, 2007 8:39 PM
ı love you mary kate and ashley olsen ı like yours everything ı think ım a twin like yours
Posted by: serra nergiz at April 23, 2007 3:02 PM
I HAVE SPOKEN TO MK, I DIDNT KNEW IT WAS HER, BUT SHE HAS A CAM, SO I THINK IT IS HER miss_mkay_olsen86@hotmail.com THERE YA GO:)
Posted by: MKLJJ at April 27, 2007 2:18 PM
i would love to fuck them both and the dudes who i gay fuck off please cuz trying to wank over em and your turning me off so fuck off or els.........?
Posted by: azzza1234 at May 25, 2007 1:13 PM
